Out with the old, in with the new

I must admit, I lied. I told you I wasn’t going to get an iPhone 3G. I kicked and screamed and cried about AT&T’s price gouging on the device, and bemoaned the lack of “new” features just because I have a blog and therefore am entitled to a little whining. 

But thanks to the miracle of eBay and a little common-sense concept disguised in fancy economist jargon called profit margins, I am the proud owner of the aerodynamically organ-like 3G. 

 

Like brothers on a hotel bed, except one of them is going to live with some lady in Canada.

Tuesday Tribulations (formerly Malapropism Monday)

 

- AT&T’s latest ad shows that they think warrantless wiretapping is funny. From Consumerist:

According to AT&T, Ms. Suspicious “has nothing to hide,” so she certainly won’t mind when AT&T and their traitorous telecom buddies trash the Constitution and violate her right to privacy!

- Jay-Z opens up his headlining set at Glastonbury with Oasis’s Wonderwall following comments from Noel Gallagher that hip hop “doesn’t belong” at the festival. Buuuuuuuurn.

- Starbucks is closing 600 stores; laying off 12,000. Hopefully my former location isn’t one of them (tear). [NYT]

- Where the hell is Matt? is not my latest Where’s Waldo attempt, but something better:

Matthew Harding spent 14 months visiting 42 countries in order to produce “Where the Hell is Matt?”, a four-and-a-half minute video featuring Harding (and anyone else he could rope into it) doing an incredibly silly, high-energy dance in some of the most breathtaking scenery around the world. This may be the best four minutes and twenty-eight seconds of your week.

Video and more on Boing Boing.

- LeRoi Moore, saxophonist from the Dave Matthews Band, was injured in an ATV accident on his farm in Virginia on Monday. He was initially listed as in serious condition at a Virginia hospital, but has since been upgraded to fair. Jeff Coffin, the double-sax playing troubadour from Bela Fleck and the Flecktones will fill in indefinitely while LeRoi recoops. This marks the first time since 1993 that the band has performed a tour without one of the five founding members. Looking forward to seeing you back, Roi! Send eCards via the band’s site.

- Best of Craigslist: I have a dead moose (earlier: I am RICH and I want to spend it on you tonight)

- Geek out with these cool screenshots of iPhone 2.0 and iTunes 7.7.

Why are Dunkin’ Donuts muffins so impossible to eat?

I’ve probably spent close to a year’s wages on coffee and pastries in my short life. And I’ve had my share of shitty coffee and dried out, day-old pastries. Dunkin’ Donuts sells lawnmower swill mistaken by a majority of New Englanders as “coffee,” but the pastries do well in a pinch. So nothing is more confounding to me than the fact that Dunkin’ Donuts’ otherwise fresh, moist and (in general) satisfying muffins are unbelieveably difficult to eat.

Exhibit A, muffin before attempted consumption:

Now, imagine my frustration when, after removing just the wrapper and taking one quadrant of the top of the muffin in my hands, the muffin vomitted its insides out in a violent flinging of cranberry and orange undercooked dough:

Rainy Friday (twice in a row?)

Friday Mashup, or This rain is messing with my karma

 - In this week’s Tears in Heaven moment, Boston’s The Paradise Lounge, little brother to the beloved Paradise Rock Club, has closed and will be turned into an “irishoid” bar. This is regrettable. I hate shipping over to Cambridge to see small, small acts, and The Paradise Lounge had the right ratio of grime-to-charm for me. Check out my videos of Howie Day performing there about a month ago.

- Willpower is like a tank of gas: once you use it to go one place, you can’t go another. This according to a pseudo-op ed in this week’s New York Times. This is really interesting and perhaps a good thing to remember as we all face uphill battles, “…people who successfully accomplish one task requiring self-control are less persistent on a second, seemingly unrelated task. ” New York Times via kottke.

 - Yikes. Cell phones might be worse than cigarettes.

- Yikes. Diet Coke might be worse than cell phones.

- All hail. Apple is the #1 music retailer. Take that, FYE. Not that they were ever in the running. Speaking of, does anyone remember The Wall and their CD return guarantee? Pretty sure that’s why that place collapsed. Update: apparently not. The agency who conducted the study has recinded the results, and Ars Technica, a fantastic technology blog, was asked to remove their leaked internal Apple documents regarding the study. File under: shady.

- Apparently, a 3G iPhone is coming sooner than I thought, or else I wouldn’t have bought one, oh, about a month ago. Thanks, Apple! I will be upgrading.

- Ape-ricot or app-ricot? This was a debate I had with my friends Will and Pete during sophomore year of college. Back then, we didn’t have Forvo, which has the goal of one day offering correct pronunciations for every word in the world. An ambitious quest. Of course, they don’t have apricot. Yes – I win! I’m going to add it as ape-ricot. [thanks, Lifehacker]

- The folks over at uber-Boston blog/community b0st0n.livejournal.com have abbreviated the Globe’s new Food & Arts section “Farts.” Okay, its funny because I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.

- The New York Times’ ArtsBeat blog wondered, “Why was Rachel Ray at SXSW?” and questions her “indie rocker” status.

[image thanks to despair.com]

Best Superbowl Ads

A tie:

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